The following is a quote from yesterday's paper. See if you can guess who said it.
"I gotta keep in shape now. Age man, it's so stupid. It's like this obsequious weasel that creeps upon you."
a) Sylvester Stallone
b) Jerome K Jerome
Someone who reads this knows already. Anyone else can probably get it through Google, but should resist.
I am not referring to this, which is the first thing that comes up.