Just things I *cough* up once in a while.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Traditional Christmas Message...
Last year my
this fine gentleman
got in a Traditional Christmas Rant on September 12th. This year I intend to prove him a rank amateur.
Any minute now. Plastic Santas. Bunting. "Seasonal" goods. You can feel it.
They're "gearing up".
Have you bought all your presents yet? Better hurry.
This year, mine will all be wrapped in brown paper and hairy string.
Can you still get hairy string? Will someone please hold onto my sanity until January?
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