I wrote this in an email the other day, without irony, humour or any other saving grace:
"This will have been related to print distribution s/w resource issues this end."
Had I chosen to write in English I'd have said "the PC that takes care of your printing stopped working for some reason until I did something about it". More words certainly, but with some hope of being understood. Obviously the last thing I wanted was to be understood...
I'm not proud of wot I done.
- Big-Eyed Beans From Venus - Capt. Beefheart. (Tho' veering to "Abba Zabba")
- Leader Of The Pack - Shangri-Las
- Valley Of Rain - Giant Sand
- Mack The Knife - Ella Fitzgerald