Jolly Tunes.

Amon Duul II - "Hawknose Harlequin". 9'52" of genuine 100% hippy shit; I love it. You will too, if you try.

Becoming Pope

Some time ago my friend W----- decided that it was his ambition to become Pope. Recent events have almost certainly reignited this ambition but W----- is now almost 21 and has some catching up to do. The following is a list of first steps W----- needs to URGENTLY take towards attaining Popehood by the time he's in his seventies: 1) Start believing in God. This may or may not be optional. 2) Become a Roman Catholic. Probably compulsory. 3) Start training for the priesthood. It is well-known that only Cardinals can get to be Pope, and you have to do the grunt-work first. Well, that's it for now. I'll report back when those 3 things are done. Please bless us in our endeavours.

Never worked for me either

In Last Week's News, someone had the idea that Richard Clayderman could induce erotic behaviour in tortoises and were proved wrong.

Louis v Rick

Louis v Rick: The Story of a Man Who Taught his Cat to Use Instant Messaging.

Valentine's Day

is soon, chaps. The 99p shop has Valentine's posters in the window... what shall I buy?

Cartoon fun

Thank you again. B3TA