Dear Dr Homewyze
Is it true that the more you pick your nose, the more bogey is created? What is the bodily mechanism behind this, and what evolutionary advantages does my large bogey-count give me?
Biologist, Cambs.
Dr Homewyze replies:
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772 - 1834) adds:
"How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them."
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